Top 6 Unexpected Things For The President To Post On Social Media
1. Just found out in my briefing that 9/11 was an inside job. DON'T TRUST ANYONE 2. Pence is out. Please welcome your new vice president taking his place, Bill Clinton. 3. 100,000 retweets and I bomb China! 4. Huge news America, I've agreed to relinquish my position and transfer sovereignty to HM Queen Elizabeth II. #makeamericagreatbritainagain 5. I have decided to convert to Islam and will go on the pilgrimage to Mecca. 6. Obama for Supreme Court Justice